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Mixed dreams

Every month my academy has a ‘culture day.’ From my current understanding, this is just a term that they’ve coined for the day and doesn’t necessarily mean that something cultural will come out of it....

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A debate about selfies

My classes have all just turned over a new term these last couple weeks. Whether they should or not, all of the classes are going up to the next level. One of my classes has turned in a new direction...

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Hangman failure

Yesterday gave some insight on some grammar that needs to be retaught after summer break. *Background: Ella is one of my students and she’s taking a month off of cram school for her summer vacation. It...

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Boys are stupid…

One of my little girls came to school with this bag. I assumed that she knew or maybe her parents knew what it said…nope. When I asked her where she got it, she got really embarrassed and admitted she...

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Merry Christmas!!!

One of my students got his holidays a little confused. Merry Christmas from me and Spider Santa!!!

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It’s cold

It has been quite cold and windy lately. Personally, I have no reference for how warm or cold a witch’s breasts might be. I did not teach this expression. I’m aware of the expression but it’s not part...

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Monday Illness

The topic was illnesses that aren’t really illnesses. The example that class was given was an ice cream headache/ brain freeze. This was my favorite by far. 

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I’m cry, no speek.

Sometimes when you turn your back on your textbook your students will leave you notes.   This was a little heartbreaking and cute, at the same time. No one would cop to it and everyone thought it was...

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Magic Pooh

“Hunter, why are your hands purple?” I asked.  He hesitated so I asked, in Korean. “손들이 보라색, 왜요?” “Magic pooh,” he replied uncertainly.     **I have since discovered that ‘magic pooh’ is a real thing....

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Excuses

I truly appreciate honesty from my students. I laughed out loud when I received this message.    I did forgive her.

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